{"product_id":"he-pulls-a-little-black-hole-t-shirt","title":"He Pulls a Little T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLeash training is going really well.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe owner insists he only pulls a little. The skid marks suggest otherwise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny black hole T-shirt features an optimistic pet owner being dragged along by a cosmic companion. Framed by “He Pulls a Little” lettering, the distressed white cartoon takes a familiar dog-walking excuse to a gravitational extreme.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA fun gift for physics fans, astronomy lovers, space nerds, and dog owners who know exactly how that walk feels. An everyday outing with an unusually strong attachment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in Black, Navy, Maroon, Royal, and Red.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on a soft, ring-spun cotton Gildan 64000 unisex T-shirt for everyday comfort—from the lecture hall to a walk with your own enthusiastic companion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dork Matter","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55458284241223,"sku":"7359561_474","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55458284273991,"sku":"7359561_505","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55458284306759,"sku":"7359561_536","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55458284339527,"sku":"7359561_567","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55458284372295,"sku":"7359561_598","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55458284405063,"sku":"7359561_629","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55458284437831,"sku":"7359561_496","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55458284470599,"sku":"7359561_527","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55458284503367,"sku":"7359561_558","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55458284536135,"sku":"7359561_589","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55458284568903,"sku":"7359561_620","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55458284601671,"sku":"7359561_651","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":55458284634439,"sku":"7359561_46377","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":55458284667207,"sku":"7359561_46379","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":55458284699975,"sku":"7359561_46381","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":55458284732743,"sku":"7359561_46383","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":55458284765511,"sku":"7359561_46385","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":55458284798279,"sku":"7359561_46387","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":55458284831047,"sku":"7359561_499","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":55458284863815,"sku":"7359561_530","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":55458284896583,"sku":"7359561_561","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":55458284929351,"sku":"7359561_592","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":55458284962119,"sku":"7359561_623","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":55458284994887,"sku":"7359561_654","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55458285027655,"sku":"7359561_500","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55458285060423,"sku":"7359561_531","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55458285093191,"sku":"7359561_562","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55458285125959,"sku":"7359561_593","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55458285158727,"sku":"7359561_624","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55458285191495,"sku":"7359561_655","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0901\/8173\/0631\/files\/0581-b-he-pulls-a-little-tshirt.jpg?v=1792259664","url":"https:\/\/dorkmatter.co\/products\/he-pulls-a-little-black-hole-t-shirt","provider":"Dork Matter","version":"1.0","type":"link"}