Murphy's Law - T-Shirt
Murphy's Law - T-Shirt
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Murphy’s Law, demonstrated.
Sometimes the universe doesn’t wait for the sentence to finish.
This minimalist design captures the moment Murphy’s Law strikes:
“Anything that can go wrong wil—”
The pencil snaps mid-stroke, the line runs wild, and the law proves itself before the final letter is even written.
A subtle visual joke for engineers, scientists, programmers, and anyone who has watched a perfectly reasonable plan collapse at the worst possible moment.
Clean, clever, and just a little bit inevitable.
Perfect for:
✔ engineers
✔ programmers
✔ scientists
✔ physics and math nerds
✔ anyone who knows Murphy is always watching
Details
Details
✔ Gildan 64000
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton
✔ 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
✔ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
✔ Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
✔ Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Artur Pachota GravGraf ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at support[at]dorkmatter.co
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
✔ Wash and Dry Inside Out
✔ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
✔ Avoid Excessive Spinning
✔ Air Dry When Possible
✔ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
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✔ Typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✔ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.
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Eligibility for a Refund
✔ Product received is damaged or defective.
✔ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✔ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.
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This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.
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