• White t-shirt with clean science humor artwork showing a dashed cosmic path from the Big Bang to a sloth and the phrase “Waiting for the weekend since the Big Bang.”
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Waiting for the Weekend - T-Shirt

Waiting for the Weekend - T-Shirt

$29.95 USD
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Waiting for the weekend. Since the Big Bang.

Some things take time. A lot of time.
Like the universe expanding… or Friday finally arriving.

This minimalist science humor t-shirt turns cosmic timescales into a painfully relatable joke. Featuring a diagram-style path from the Big Bang to a fully horizontal sloth, it’s perfect for physicists, nerds, scientists, and anyone who feels like the workweek has been going on for about 13.8 billion years.

Clean, understated, and deadpan — because the best jokes don’t need to shout.

✔ Minimalist science humor design
✔ Diagram-inspired illustration with cosmic timeline
✔ Comfortable everyday t-shirt, easy to style
✔ Great gift for scientists, nerds, and chronically tired humans

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Details

✔️ Gildan 64000
✔️ 100% ring-spun cotton
✔️ 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
✔️ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
✔️ Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
✔️ Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product wasn’t sitting in a warehouse collecting dust — it’s being fabricated in real time just for you. Like particle physics, but with fabric. That’s why it takes a bit longer to arrive. Less waste, more tastefully weird t-shirts. Thanks for choosing low-impact chaos.

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Artur Pachota GravGraf ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at support@dorkmatter.co

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✔️ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✔️ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
✔️ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✔️ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
✔️ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

✔️ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✔️ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✔️ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✔️ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✔️  Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support[at]dorkmatter.co

Eligibility for a Refund

✔️ Product received is damaged or defective.
✔️ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✔️ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: support[at]dorkmatter.co

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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The Dork Matter Difference

Original Designs

We’re not judging you by your status, popularity, or even IQ. Okay… maybe just by the T-shirts you wear. Just kidding.

What really matters is the idea behind the design. We focus on smart concepts, nerdy humor, and visuals that feel thoughtful rather than generic. Every design is here because it earned its place.

Made for you. Shipped Fast.

Your shirts are printed to order — not pulled from a dusty shelf. This keeps things efficient, reduces waste, and makes sure what you get is made just for you.

We move fast once you order and ship as soon as your tees are ready.

Orders over $75 ship free.

30-Day Money-Back Guarantee

Try your shirts risk-free. If something isn’t right, you have 30 days to return them — no stress, no awkward explanations.

Returns are free, and if there’s a problem with your order, we’ll make it right. Our goal is simple: you should be happy wearing it. If you’re not, we’ll fix it.

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